Shutdown Monk:

Human monk, high strength, lots of unarmed strike damage

human bonus feat: Combat Expertise

lvl 1 feat: Power Attack

monk bonus feat 1: Combat Reflexes

Monk bonus feat 2: Dodge

lvl 3 feat: Stand Still

lvl 5 feat: Steady Engagement

Monk bonus feat 3: Improved Trip

lvl 7 feat: Vicious Stomp

lvl 9 feat: Greater Trip

Monk bonus feat 4: Improved Critical

lvl 11 feat: Punishing Kick

Traits: Cadidate for Perfection or Bullied, and Opportunistic Slayer

In combat use Flurry of Blows with unarmed strikes using a Punishing kick and/or trip attempt to get the enemy prone. This provokes 2 attacks of opportunity. Once the enemy is prone, they take a -4 penalty for the rest of your flurry attacks. On the enemy's turn they stand up, provoking an attack of opportunity. If the enemy attacks, you take 1 hit and repeat your actions again. If the enemy decides they are fucked and try to run, you use stand still to stop the retreat, this gives you a free trip attempt and 2 attacks of opportunity. Then on your turn, all of your flurry attacks are on a prone target.

Windmill Alchemist

Human alchemist, high intelligence and dexterity

Human bonus feat: Two Weapon Fighting

lvl 1 feat: Point Blank Shot

lvl 2 discovery: Tanglefoot Bomb

lvl 3 feat: Deadly Aim

lvl 4 discovery: Explosive Bomb

lvl 5 feat: Rapid Shot

lvl 6 discovery: Preserve Organs

lvl 7 feat: Precise Shot

lvl 8 discovery: Fast Bombs

lvl 9 feat: Improved Two Weapon Fighting

lvl 10 Discovery: Mumification

Important Items: Unstable accelerant, bomb launcher, belt of dex +2, headband of int +2

Average damage per round at lvl 9, assuming DEX 20 and INT 22:

((3.5 x 6) + 13) = 34 damage per bomb, x 5 bombs = 170 (95 splash)

Average damage per round at lvl 9, assuming above stats and targeted bomb admixture for single target damage:

((3.5 x 6) + 19) = 40 damage per bomb, x 5 bombs = 200

Estimated AB: bab 6 + dex mod 5 + mutagen 2 + point blank shot 1 + throw anything= 15/10 - deadly aim 3 - two weapon 2/5 - rapid shot 2

= +8, +8, +8, +3, +3 vs touch ac

Estimated average damage at lvl 20 assuming INT 24: ((3.5 x 11) + 20) = 58.5 per bomb, x 7 bombs = 409.5

Dual Polearm Barbarian

Human Barbarian, moderatly high Dexterity, high Strength

Titan Mauler barbarian

Human bonus feat: Two weapon fighting

lvl 1 important class abilities: Rage

lvl 1 feat: Combat expertise

lvl 2 important class abilities: Jotungrip

Two Weapon Warrior Fighter

lvl 3 feat: Double Slice

lvl 3 Fighter bonus feat: Improved Trip

lvl 4 Fighter bonus feat: weapon Focus

lvl 5 feat: Combat Reflexes

lvl 6 Fighter bonus feat: Improved Two Weapon Fighting

lvl 7 feat: Martial Versatility

lvl 8 Fighter bonus feat: Weapon Specialization

lvl 9 feat: Martial Versatility

lvl 10 Fighter bonus feat: Greater Trip

lvl 11 feat: Two Weapon Rend

lvl 12 Fighter bonus feat: Greater Two Weapon Fighting

lvl 13 feat: Power Attack

Prefered weapons: Guisarme and Ransuer

In combat first attempt to trip the enemy, should be pretty easy with high strength, geater trip, rage, and full BAB. Greater trip gives you an attack of opportunity (at lvl 15 one attack from each weapon from Equal Opportunity). On the enemies turn, he stands up provoking an attack of opportunity (or two). As your attack of opportunity make a disarm attempt. Keep in mind all this is happening at 10 foot reach. At this point the enemy can do one of 4 things;

1. Pick up his weapon: provokes an attack of opportunity (or two). Use it to trip him, which provokes an attack of opportunity(or two).
2. Draw a weapon: That ends his actions and its your turn.
3. Quick Draw a weapon, 5 foot step, and attack (provided your DM allows this): You take a hit and its your turn
4. Run: This provokes an attack of opportunity (or two). Use it to trip him, which provokes an attack of opportunity(or two).

On your turn, if your enemy is prone, stab him repeatedly with 2d4 + rage strength damage polearms. If he is not prone, trip him with your first attack. This provokes an attack of opportunity (or two), and then you can stab him repeatedly.

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The Land Speed Record Druid

Druid Animal Companion

Trait: Lightning Rider +10ft Antelope 60ft

Plains druid archetype +10ft Racer companion archetype +10ft

Slipstream spell +10ft/20ft Sprint

feat 1: aditional traits

Charger +10ft

Restless Hunger +10ft

feat 2: fleet +5ft

feat 3: fleet +5ft

feat 4: fleet +5ft

feat 5: fleet +5ft

feat 6: fleet +5ft

feat 7: fleet +5ft

feat 8: fleet +5ft

Horseshoes of speed +30ft

Antelope base speed 60ft + horseshoes of speed 30ft + fleet x7 35ft + plains druid 10ft + racer 10ft + slipstream spell 20ft

= base speed 165ft; + while charging, Lightning rider 10ft + charger 10ft + Restless hunger 10ft

= Charging speed of 195ft

195ft + Sprint x10

= 1,950ft per 6 seconds; 1950 x 600 (rounds in an hour) = 1,170,000ft per hour

1170000 divided by 5280 (feet in a mile) = 221.59 mph

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Super Cheesy Instant Murder Assasin

High wisdom, High strength, evil

lvl 1, Monk, bonus feat: anything Sneak attack

lvl 1 feat: Power attack

lvl 2, Vivisectionist: 1d6

lvl 3, Greensting Slayer, feat: Cornugon Stun 2d6

lvl 4, Rogue: 3d6

lvl 5, Rogue, feat: Mantis Style

lvl 6, Rogue: Combat trick: exotic weapon pro. Seven branched sword 4d6

lvl 7, Assassin, feat:: Dastardly Finish 5d6

lvl 8, Slayer:

lvl 9 feat: Merciless Butchery

Seven branched sword (SBS): exotic 2 handed weapon. 1d10 damage, x3 critical

Declare the enemy a studied target. Use a stunning fist through the SBS, if the enemy fails its save it is stunned. Per merciless Butchery, swift action coup de grace with power attack.

Booya, one round kill.

That said, the downside is that at 9th lvl your BAB is 4.